-Health care practitioners are stunned by the outbreak of a new and contagious disease spreading only among the womenfolk, causing odd behavior and deviant sexual practices. This ailment is giving many men cause for concern and an increasing lack of confidence in their performance in the “other room”. It is characterized by an undue desire to go shopping for cucumbers and a fascination with its oblong shape, noticed mostly among the younger demographic of the female gender. Please do not report any case when you observe these symptoms in your female partner. Chances are that it is too late and you have already been replaced!