Cucumber Diaries: Man enough?
If you are a man and you are not giving her enough attention, love and time you may just be losing your position to a vegetable! Sounds dramatic? If the trend around town is anything to go by, I would imagine not many men are getting it right. Of course there are those young ladies who are in it to experiment. With a little time (and the right bloke) these would be cured of this deviant sexual practice. But for those ladies who have adopted the phallic vegetable as bed mate… heaven knows what sad story is in their past love lives.
I pose a challenge to the Bros out there. Man versus vegetable. Let’s see if you are man enough to push back the Cucumber scourge. With good old TLC. The battle lines have been drawn, whether you like it or not!